There's a drag strip just 5 minutes from my place. Maybe I should try to source some cheap fuel.

Yes, I get a lot of viruses, but between K9, Mcaffee and Outlook blocking executables and scripts I'd have to intentionally execute one.

While we are on the subject, K9 is absolutely the best spam filter I've ever tried. After a couple of weeks of training it, of the 100 or so spam emails I get each day, none of them make it into my inbox. You can get K9 from http://keir.net/ .