I'm going to go out on a fence here and say you probably missed the sarcasm in my post. Here, I'll explain, even if it does ruin the humor.

-first guy says he instructs but never crashes (internet reality)
-second guy that flies at the same field says first guy never instructs in the first place (reality reality)
-second guy tries to make sense of internet reality vs. reality reality

Third guy (me) comes along and points out that internet reality and reality reality are not necessarily the same reality, in fact sometimes they are mutually exclusive or even opposite realities. But, the beauty of this thread is we are seeing the rare intersection of the two realities. Internet reality and reality reality collide! Then I went on to illustrate several examples of internet reality vs. reality reality. For example, on the internet it's always the radio's fault, but in reality, you zigged when you should have zagged. The post culminated in the incredibly funny observation that hot chicks in plane ads don't really dig fat middle aged guys playing with toy airplanes.

See, not as funny with the explanation.

What exactly did you think I was saying? Maybe Hoss does get the hot chicks from the plane ads. I could be wrong, it's happened once or twice.