First it was shot down.  Then it was lost in Afghanistan, not Iran.  Now it was taken over and landed.  No markings.  Plain sand color.  Straight verticle, radar reflecting intake grill.  Easy pull up spoilers.  Wheels up.  Clean and undamaged.

Yep, real alright.  Who knows how many more they have taken over and landed since our control technology is so poor we can even keep it from being intercepted half way around the world?</p>