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Old 12-23-2011 | 01:55 PM
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<div>Probably a misunderstanding, CG. In a wondrous show of interfaith cooperation, Santa's sleigh will run this year after all.
</div><div></div><div>Hanukkah Harry has agreed to take the reins of the backup sleigh and reindeer team to get the toys to all the Christian children. It&rsquo;s a big load so he won&rsquo;t be able to use his usual donkey cart. The four donkeys, Schlomo, Yitzchak, Moshe and Reuven, will get the night off.
</div><div></div><div>Harry and Santa were great friends for years. It all began over twenty years ago when Harry came down with the flu and Santa made a run to deliver dreidels and bags of gelt to all the Jewish children.
</div><div></div><div>Things are going smoothly and Harry is adjusting well. He had a problem with using Santa&rsquo;s magic elf dust to get the reindeer to fly because he was not sure all the ingredients were kosher. But he tested out the reindeer on the mix of Manischewitz kosher wine and slivovitz he gives to the donkeys and they got high as kites. So all is well and the sleigh will make its run, without Santa sadly.
</div><div></div><div>Harry, you&rsquo;re a total mensch and we luv ya. God bless and zee gezundt!
</div><div></div><div>Tom</div>