Oh no, I have a few words for you.
If someone tells you he have not crashed, he is even lying or he doesnt fly. I agree with others the only crash that evrybody laughs is when the most experienced pilot do it. All others are understandable and everybody will be supportive of you.
Then you try to find out why it happened and learn from it.
Second, once you accepted the fact you are going to crash, get a beater, an old used trainer. I bought my first one from the LHS on consigment for $100. It was an old Sig but it tought me how to fly.
Third, my instructor told me on the first lesson, (it was ground schooling, we never flew the first day) that while I was on the buddy box if the plane crashed it was his responsibility and he will fix it, or repair it at no cost. That will make you as comfortable as with the simulator and the reset button.
All that said, get the old used plane, go back to the same flying field, get an instructor with a BB and learn the right way so you can stay with us for yrs to come, because we already like you