I have been led to understand that large deposits of lead in the butt will cause strange attractions.

There are definitely stange energies at work when I fly. I have seen airplanes literally sucked into the ground, especially when I was low and inverted.

People whose decision making process I greatly admire have done some of the strangest things I have ever seen when they get a transmitter in their hands. Perhaps the gravity flux is messing with the synapses of the brain.

Then there is the habit of being squirted with glow fuel out of the overflow vent while you are looking at the needle valve and deciding that nitro will not effect anything.