Laughter is the best medicine.
For Golf Balls - it could be this - get your GP to check it out
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You never truly recover from being an MT owner. (That applies to a few other brands too). Once you have gotten one, you effectively have a "Halux valgus" on the wallet while you try to sort it out. Best way to fix that is with halux valgectomy - usually towards the junk pile.