ORIGINAL: U pwned who

okay, so i bought this plane, called the air earl, cant remember company name, but its designed to look like a commercial jet. well it cant fly worth of s***, the only control is speed, and a rudder that only does, all the way right, or all the way left. takeoff is not much of a problem,but leveling out is pretty impoosible due to the fact you only have a rudder, and if you try to turn, it just plummets out of the sky and crashes nose first. so mine is pretty banged up, the tail broke off just above the rudder( which was only attached to plane by peice of tape when i pulled it out of the box) i really dont want to fix it, because obviously the design is terrible. i would like to know how to add control surfaces, like ailerons.