ORIGINAL: TheDriftingNarwhal
LOL that reminds me of my one boss (Who I was the happiest ever working under, work didn't even seem like work with him) called those a "High Precision Alignment tool". When I started a few of the computer towers (bolted to the desk) were slanted so he said "Hey get the high precision alignment tool from the back" I went in back came out and said where is at. He pointed at the box of mallets I handed him one thinking he was joking and he started beating the royal crap out of the tower till it stood straight up, and said "now you go do the same to the rest" Seriously best boss I ever had only one to ever to make work actually fun(we were also the most productive dept), too bad upper management didn't like him
(productivity dropped to -5% when he got replaced, along with 95% of the dept quitting in 2 weeks)