ORIGINAL: Gray Beard

LUCK???????????The Gray Bearded Old Poop has read about humidity once and decided never to live anyplace there is any!. Not luck, Choice!!
Once upon a time, way back in the olden days, my rich uncle needed my help. He put me and a bunch of other fellows into funny looking green clothing then stuck our young butts way up in those Ozarks, so far in the Ozarks we had to drive 125 miles to dance with a girl. I said dance, back in the olden days girls didn't want to get to know young men that wore funny green clothing?
As I recall the other elf's told me that sticky crap was Humidity!! My rich uncle kept me there for a couple of years and when he asked me to stay I said no thank you sir! I didn't like humidity even a little bit and have never gone back to any place that had it. I haven't looked but I think our humidity is at 6 or 7%. AZ is hotter then here and you guys catch the Monsoons before they get here. We have monsoons to look forward too pretty soon, that is often fun but they bring along some of that humidity crap and it sticks around for a day or two.
No thank you Gary, I get along quite well without seeing what I'm breathing.
Gene