Tom,

Speaking of twins and marrage:

My dad-in-law liked to let people hear him tell my mom-in-law that when she turned 40 he was going to trade her in for 2 20s.

But, she finally grounded that flight when one day she siddled up to him and said in a vioce that was low, but heard by everyone in the room, "Honey you ain't wired for 2 20s."

elad