YOU KNOW YOUR A KITBUILDER WHEN:

Your on your 4th wife and still have your first plane!!!
You can remember the time and date of your first solo flight but not your anniversary!!!
You use pant pockets for iron socks!
You go to toys r us for pilot figures.
You have the maintenance crew at work doing jobs for your modelling and the machines at the plant are down for repairs!
You use your lunch break flying a park flyer and drinking a coke for lunch!
You scavenge the trash can at the flying field for broken props to use as epoxy mixers.
You save the foil cup that small pies come in and have the wife run them in the dishwasher so you have mixing cups for epoxy or paint.
You drive 20 miles to pick up balsa but won't stop on the way to get milk and bread.
You car pool to save gas money so you can buy covering.
You have tower and the LHS on speed dial and can't remember your wife's cell number!

Tom