RE: Worst tool ever...
Actually, the one that burns me is the Dave Brown six shooter fueler. Lots of guys have them, I know, but mine just slips all over and takes more effort than an old well pump! I have to hold the pump with one hand, and turn the crank with the other, and it turns so stiff that I gave up. The plastic gear type pumps with the little handle turn so easy I just put the Six shooter away. I won't even sell it, wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Good luck,
Dave Olson