LOL...

I have some little tips for anyone who is trying to come across as dumber than they truly are...

1) Repeatedly making a dog's breakfast out of the easy little words, and then spelling many of the longer words perfectly, sort of gives the game away.

2) Don't concentrate so hard on messing up the spelling, that you sometimes forget to corrupt the sentence structure as well.

3) Study the writings of B1FF.

Gordon