Obviously only true computer users use DOS. Only real programmers have to replace a tape cartridge ever 30 minutes. Kids today just don't understand. We need to stop these "Windows" machines. Obviously they are not real computers, and are only used by hooligans who have no respect for REAL computer users like myself.
The government better crack down on those newfangled PCs... They need to be regulated into the ground!
Wait, you want to regulate me too? I don't support government regulation - that's communism!
I'm going to go home and rant about it online with my 2014 Macbook Pro for everyone to hear. Computers these days are the downfall of society!
That's my two cents.