On Sunday night the 11th of Jan I was checking my email one last time, it was about ten thirty. I saw one from Amazon saying the package I ordered had been delivered on or near my front porch. I thought a delivery on Sunday was a bit weird but I went to investigate. I looked around the front porch and didn't see anything so I decided to go down the steps and look in front. As I stepped down I instantly fell on ice and broke my back. I had to fight to breathe and I also had to drag myself up the steps and back inside the house. I yelled upstairs and finally got my wife to wake up and call 911.

So I really did a job on myself, I broke T7 through T11 and broke three ribs, don't remember which ones but they hurt like hell. I'm moving to Arizona and until then I won't look for any packages until spring.