Originally Posted by BobbyMcGee I don't understand all the hype about these things as to why anyone wants to own one. First of all, they are flying shred-o-matics. Those spinning props will slice and dice anything they hit.

Secondly, the owner will look like a real dork when calibrating the compass. You have to hold the drone while turning around. Then, you have to hold it sideways and turn around again.
To top that off, when these things are turned on, they make several annoying beeping sounds. It sounds like a child's toy!

Yep! That will sure impress any woman who sees a grown man doing that!

Want to see a dork doing this on the beach?
Here's the link; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTdK7izUAA

Just jump to the five minute mark and have a few laughs.
Just imagine three hot women watching this fool at the beach and laughing their heads off!

EXACTLY!

So, this is just one more reason ... and a major reason why we have to ban the drones. Because if we don't ban the drones, women and people who can't distinguish the difference will associate all those drone dorks with us!

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!