Where did that DOG come from?????
No kidding, actually said that after putting my Biper in a ditch. Had a very bad maiden, CG was way off, almost got it down, and some fool drove a front loader across the approach, had to go around, was nursing it back when the plane started a hard left roll that I couldnt correct and fly stable, and this dog came out of nowhere and started sniffing my leg, Not sh***ing you. I finally eased it down to where it didn't get totaled on impact.