jeepers dude....be happy. We have a great hobby we're involved in, a site we're able to yammer back and forth on, and a great time of the year to go out and fly and have fun. I'm sure the results of your experiment are interesting, but to what end? Is it not possible to agree to disagree with you? I'll jump for joy if you will......albeit with the need to warm up.
Turn your PM back on too...tried to shoot you a message, no bueno?