Good for you Al. And your story is still bull-crap. IF that is what you remember as the truth, you need to have your knob checked. And as far a answering my statement, your words more than prove my statement. What other kind of person would fabricate such a story. Or better yet, if it were true, what kind of person brings up crap from a "Roast" from so many years ago?
Someone who has no other goals in life perhaps? Unfortunately, the word "Loser" does comes to mind. But go ahead and keep beating your drum.