Now there's a thought. Mental note. Go down to Adam's Tyre Emporium and load up on stick on wheel weights. Obtain weight and friction parameters for one each, packaged individual, Cinder Block. Calculate difference in coefficient of friction of cinder block vs. coefficient of mass/friction/strength of motive system of P3. Add lead as needed. Add Ost Ketten as needed. Add prayers and sacrifices to the local gods as needed. Add one each, packaged individual, 24 kilo 1/16 scale Tiger B with 400:1 reduction super dooper special ETO transmissions. Place P3 in front of Tiger B with tow cables in by the book 'X' pattern in sequence P3/Tiger B/Cinder Block. Film result and post on Youtube whilst swearing the film is just found archival footage from 1944. Watch same go viral. Watch same appear on World of Tanks in two days. In two more days watch breathless news commentators on CNN-Fox-Yahoo-Podunk Tattler espouse about leaked vid of super secret Chinese tank that can move mountains. Watch international crisis develop between nuke armed super powers. Watch numerous large black vehicles arrive at your domicile. Watch several kazzilion FBI, CIA, NKVD, NAS, FSB, MI5, 2nd Bureau, Bundes Spie, et al, exit vehicles. Watch verbal altercations devolve in to a serious take no prisoners rubber band spitball fight to the death. Remove vid from Youtube. Sit back, open a cool one and enjoy the fracas.

On second thought, maybe a P3 that will pull a brick?