I'm married...
Seriously though, I live in a neighborhood. The ONLY place to put it would be in the garage or driveway. There is NO way I'm leaving it in my driveway and going in the garage would mean the driveway for my wife's car, my truck, or the workshop would have to go.
We get hail here a lot so I'd rather have the vehicles in the garage.
Just easier to get a shell or cap for the truck. I don't know what I'd do if I had a car...