I stepped inside my dads A-7 corsair, not knowing where the start button was I pressed every single one of them. The canopy closed and all of the sudden I am moving forward quite fast and to the horror....there was a cat on the taxiway so I grabbed the stick and pull back thinking it was the brake lever. Now I am going up and I see the ground moving away from me, what have I done? I started to think.....I just need to do what birds do! So I follow a flock of seagulls and lined up on their right wing. I looked at one of them and signaled I need to go down. One of them winked at me and waved me to follow. On the distance I can see a big runway and the birds are doing the approach so all I have to do is follow. About 50 ft from the ground this bird gets on the front side of the canopy and while holding on with one wing tells me to start pulling back on the stick.....its funny seeing birds playing charades......so I pull back and since I didnt know how to stop that thing I just took the key off and corsair settled so gently on the runway. After I came to a stop I opened the canopy and the bird pad me on the back then told me next day its gonna show me how to fly over tourists at the beach and "bomb" them.

Where is the option for "A bird taught me to fly"?

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