how about....
being drunk and flying a jet going 201 mph, M-80 imbedded bag o' poo-bomb drop, from a 70+ pound plane, behind the flight line over DB's populated neighborhood, while dragging the rudder, in the dark, chasing the neighborhood dogs, with rear firing roman candels, at 12:00:01 GMT, without doing a range check.
just for kicks lets add the following....
use futaba S3003's all around, using one for both ailerons, all control surfaces are to be linked to servos with plastic clevesis', using snakes instead of closed loop hence inducing massive amounts of possible flutter, also the plane will be constructed by a school class consisting of thirty pupils, all 7-8, using there amazing paste and poster paint to build the plane....
.....heck i'm up for it!!
