We don't have a local 'duck lady' but we certainly have enough of the regular sort who think very highly of the ducks. I figure over the past summer, it averaged about 1/2 a loaf of bread plus 4 McDonald fries per duck, per day.
I've also come to associate the smell of duck 'dookie' with RC boating! So much so that in fact I've produced a product called "Ducky-Doo" (smells just like it), and am offering it at a very attractive price. Figure if I make two or three 'boat shows' it'll cover my over-head (or is that under-foot) and the rest is pure profit! I'm also prepared to make a special price for all the people here. Stock up for Christmas!!
- LtDoc