I wish a young man would come around here and pass out flyers, a small card or something like:

Teen for Hire
I'll do the work, so you don't have to!
$5-10/hr depending on the job.
402-1126 Ask for Mike

They always come to the door when I don't need anythng done, and I have no way to contact them when I do need work done. If you passed out 100 of those in your neighborhood you'd probably be able to make money whenever you wanted, and fly in style.. - Joe