I had a fake cardinal from a craft store in my Easysport 40. I figured if anyone knows how to fly it's a bird! Well, I guess his reflexes weren't fast enough on a high speed, low, flyby. He's still in there after four years. The canopy and top center wing box survived intact.
Springcreek, I agree with Robert. Except I'd jam an explosive up his u-no-what and video tape it as an incentive to your other pilots.
Sawyer692, great Scooby! Ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were a little... out there? Scooby snacks! Hash Brownies!
I have Scooby in my .30 Ultimate that I stole out of the wifes car! He seems to be doin' just fine.