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Old 02-16-2004 | 03:46 PM
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Dave Presta
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Default RE: Florida Jets 2004

Hey guy's when Johnny's flying you better get your camera's out because there is nothing more fun to watch then a 6'4" cuban,spanish,ethiopian,jewish,Itallian standing out on the flight line in high heels and panties with that yuppie transmitter tray that you need to wear a bra to fly with, standing next to his spotter Kobe Watson. If all Johhny did was taxi around all day, i would be the first one in line to watch, but when he fly's I am the first one in line to buy tickets. With the transmitter antenna whipping around, and Bryce trying to duck out of the way like he's used to in a drive by... it is absolute comedy. Add a turbine powered jet to the equation and you have reality television at its best. I look forward to seeing the rest of you next to me in the front row, and dont forget to take in all the commercials in the pits. Just make sure that if you come into our pits you leave your wallets and checkbooks in your vehicles, because if you enter with any money in your pockets.....and Johnny is there.....you will leave with something. He is better then David Copperfield when it comes to that stuff, you will be walking back to your pits saying "Hey what happend to all my money" and "why do I have broken pieces of a jet in my hand" "did I buy this from Johnny"? "did I get a good deal"?
Cant wait for the show, should be better then prime time

Dave