My love is always conditional!! For example if my wife wants my love she can't, run off with the dentist or plumber, beat me senseless everything she's angry, nor put marbles in my shoes. I'd leave her if she did. My airplanes get conditional love also. If they don't start, fly properly, or have things falling off them in flight, I step on them. If I'm really mad, then I jump on them.

I don't put RCU above my wife and airplanes, so its definitely conditional. But if the spelling checker was fixed, well, it might be unconditional after all