Joe ....
" Inversely proportional to the........".. better throw some more light on this...

...i'm suffering here...somthings amiss...[:-]
YIPPEEE...!...Do you mind if i take the kids to Seaworld with Julie and her two tomorrow? she says, (which is now today..!) .....well if you must ..i'll mow all the lawns... ( 1 hour tops..! ) O.K. I'll check the mower over....triple salco & double toe loops all the way up the garden...there is a god after all....the whole house to myself on Easter saturday....Yowsa..!

.....you watch, the cat will have the drapes down or something, there's got to be a catch...?