Guys,

Help me out adapting the Murphy's laws to our E.F.T. ( Expensive Flying Toys), to see if we all can come out with some kind of "Ten Commandments".....bring up your ideas, no matter if it's joking or not.

MURPHY'S LAWS ADAPTED TO JET MODEL:


1.- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
I say " Assembling and flying a jet is not easy as it looks"
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2.- Everything takes longer than you think.
I say " Fixing in the field takes longer than you think, and in most of the cases...wait to get home"
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3.- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
I added" ....and much more over 150mph!
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4.- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most
damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

I say: " If during fly is worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
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5.- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

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6.- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

I ask : A heart attach with the transmiter on hand??? [X(]

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7.- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

I say: Hey Manolito, did you range check the radio?

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8.- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I say: My wife bought me a P-200....

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9.- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


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10.- Mother nature is a *****.

I add: ...so don't forget about the gravity force!

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11.- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.


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12.- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.


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13.- Every solution breeds new problems.

I say: Buddy... my first jet just arrive!! Now I just need US$5,000.00 more to make it fly [&o]!