Sport pilot A simple stooge as the others have mentioned is the solution for your 'Hatred'. The idea that a loose Ukie is not a big deal is is quite wrong. I have experianced dropped lines, cutaways in combat and an some cases the aircraft were complete flyaways. There is virtually always someone around watching. If you are truly active in Ukie Sooner or later if you use a plastic handel such as an EZ Just and you start your own oily engines you will experiance a handel drop. To suggests to anyone that a thong is not needed in my opinion borders on the irresponsible.

John