Seriously trainers are there to learn how to fly with. You do not know how to fly....... and beleive me it is 100 times harder than an RC car is! Find an instructor (at a local club) and he will help you choose an airplane that you can learn with.
Wait a minute...you WERE given good advice. If you choose not to follow it then the result is all you. The fact is, you will most likely crash WHATEVER you get, even if it is a trainer, without first seeking the benefit of an instructor. And I doubt you "learned" much at all about heli flying either with an attitude like that. In the end you will have a nice box of crashed stuff.
Now there's something to be proud of.