that is by far THE FUNNIEST THING i have read in a long time on RCU. it is 2:00AM, and i am laughing out loud, hope i didnt wake anyone. Thank you for that very funny story. i am seriously having trouble typing this due to the tears in my eyes. my chest hurts also. The kicker was the last part with the wife opening the closet. I love it. i now dub the, best thread ever.

sean