Well I have tried.

I have offered to examine your engine, and you have declined.

What more can I do?

If you do not want it checked out, then why all the hassle?

But, in the end you resort to insults and gibberish.

I will say again, and to anyone listening, if you send the engine to me, I will get it running for you. No catches. No tricks.

You send it, and I'll do the rest.

I won't be holding my breath until it arrives though, for I fear it never will.

I'll keep you all posted.