RE: I'm think about teaching myself to fly.
Why not go to the club 90 miles away just for just one day. I would give that a shot first. Give them a call and explain your situation. Surely someone there could take you up on the box for a few flights. You are in better shape already than someone who hasn't flown anything. People have taught themselves on aerobirds and other small electrics. The simulator is a really good idea. I don't blame you for not wanting to drive 90 miles to a club for several weekends. That wouldn't even be an option for me.