THATS RETARDED!!!!!

First of all, i have a few questions...
1. Who the !@#$ would wear shorts that long?
2. Why does he yell "POOP!" like a 6 year old?
3. Why does he kick his truck?
4. Why would he even stage something that stupid?

This kids just a rich kid in the subarbs who doesnt know how to dress, or talk. I bet his parents will say some weak %^&* to him when he walks in with his broken savage, and huge shorts or skirt (i cant tell)... "does my widdle babee hawve a bwoken savage? Dont worry my pwecious dumpling, mommy will buy you a new one!"