[ul][*] Your yard has funny looking putholes all over the place, yet theres no mole near your yard for miles.[*] The smooth tarmac biketrail at your local park has funny airport markings sprayed on it.[*] People at the park start asking "What kept you so long??".[*] Your car has a skibox on its roof, yet you NEVER go skieing.[*] You have a "special room" for your planes.[*] You have a gallon drum of adhesive in your shed.[*] You have atleast 3 different heating irons.[*] Your neck shows a white strip, that is the same width as your TX strap.[*] You take a lawnmower with you, to the park.
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