As I toasted my brother on his marriage, " Man is not complete until he is married, once that happens, he's finished!"

I'm coming up on 23 years together, but my wife still won't forget that piece of metal from my lathe that she stepped on 15 years ago in her bare feet which led to an infection and a trip to the hospital. I tried to argue that she should wear shoes, but it was futile! Keep your wife out of your shop! Good luck!

Max