ORIGINAL: Hossfly
Have you heard that Christmas has been canceled?
The rumor is that D. Bwn. heard that Santa has traded in his Rain-Deer for Li-Polys and he dictated that Christmas be canceled.
He has the ears of the board of dictators at Club Ned Ludd where I fly with boat anchors for energy supply. Rain coming down, grass is green, but Li-po's will still burn down the county. Maybe the military should be using them instead of thermite in incendiary weapons
Abel