omg, that nearly killed me because of a lack of oxigen from laughing. What a story.
Just imagining a man standing on his bed in his undys, swinging a clock by the wire at a big dark monstrocity that is pinballing through the room due to a seiling fan... Man thats a killer image.

I clogged my new plane off the seiling once, but this beats everything.
For those interested: I had jsut bought a new plane, and hung it above my bed, with thumbtags and wire. For some sinister reason, one of the tags decided to bail out, so the plane came swinging down by the tail, waving infront of my face like a ghost about to strike at me. I freaked out, yowled at it like someone shoved a bucket of ice down my shorts, and took a swing at it, wich caused the cockpit to crack up, and the rudderplain got nicked by the wire a bit.. My parents even got up to see what all the racket was about.