The real question is, "Why don't YOU?"

Sure, go ahead, take the easy way out and side with all of the third world nations instead of staying on the side of your allies. Go ahead, go right on over to the Dark Side of the Force.

Why, without inches, we wouldn't have Inch Worms, and without feet, how could we walk?

Are you aware that COMMUNIST NATIONS use the METRIC SYSTEM???!!!

I say it's time to TAKE BACK AMERICA!

Let's face it, the only people here who use the metric system are drug users!

Maybe THAT's why all of those third world nations switched over... They're all stoned, and not thinking clearly!

REPENT! IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Tell your nation's governments to switch back to the system that the world leaders use, lest you get left behind in this great global rat race!

Next thing you know, they'll sucker you into using Euros!

DISCLAIMER: This was only a joke, don't send me hate mail.