RE: SPIDER!!!
I smash the crap out of spiders because I don't like them. I get these huge(not as big as that one but really fat and ugly) ones that live on my fence in he back yard by my wood pile. If you give it a little poke with a twig, it starts violently shaking his web to warn you that your making him angry. Then I smash him flat with a piece of wood. I WIN!