No contest here at all, just didn't realize you were poking fun at me no big deal as I was not offended in the least little bit,

Skynyrd Man

Look at it this way, it's better to discover the 2 left thumbs thing now than with the real thing. The sim will help with a lot of the orientation things and you might find that the plane handles better than the sim does.

Keep pluging away at it, it will come to you and remember to breath, allot of students forget that and it helps to relax you if you remember to take deep breaths now and again. Soon you will do it without even thinking about it.