Wow. Wotta zinger. Jon Stewart is looking for a new head writer to spice up THE DAILY SHOW, your agent should get in touch. Humoristical talent like yours is wasted on philistines like us here on some goofus model airplane forum, it would be the crime of the century were the world at large denied the opportunity to bask in the searing glow of your acerbic wit and droll bon mots.

Wags, pundits, plaudits, all agree...every few centuries comes a watershed, a sea change, an epiphany in comedy, a man and a moment that best expresses the frailty and innate absurdity of the humanistic condition, and who knew that man and that moment would be found right here on a lowly model airplane forum?