ORIGINAL: FLYBOY
This was a funny thread. Thanks for the laugh. Its amazing what some people think. I will share some of these with my future full scale classes when I teach them.

Its kinda like the first graders comments on certain things you get on the email.
Tooooooooo Funny! I needed that ray!
And finally, my ignorance pays dividends.
Thanks everyone for the answers! It cleared up a lot of fog for me.
Ray out.