Just for the record, I LOVE GEORGE BUSH. Great guy, just your average joe, just plain folks, I think he's great, the country is heading in the right direction, don't change a think! Go Bush!

Now please don't try to kill me again with those laser sattelites, stop with the multiple IRS audits, and you can call off the FBI agents who have been following me. I swear, it was just a computer error on my ballot, I really meant to vote for Bush, you know how it is with these computers and these here internets. Go Bush! God Bless Halliburton!