Chuck:

Having expended many moldy grapefruit and rotten tomatos attempting to eliminate the awful racket disturbing me all the way down to my soul, my experience forces me to agree. A moving piper is hard to hit.

So I usually cheat.

I'll select a medium to large "Tattoo" event. Then there are so many that if you miss one the projectile continues and hits the next one.

Very soul satisfying.

Haw.

Bill.