The ones that say, 'My friend (or cousin, uncle, probation officer, etc.) has one that's bigger than yours, and it has a bomb drop, shoots BBs, launches missles, and the pilot salutes you before it takes off!'. Uh huh. Have him bring it over.

Or the guy on the buddy box who says, 'Why do I have to fly it way up there? (Three mistakes high) I want to fly about 15 feet high!' Not with MY plane, you won't! [X(][:@]