Chad- are you saying you enjoy getting flipped off? Sorry, just too easy.

Get an electric starter with a built in battery pack if you are alergic to wires. Plenty on the market.

Just put something like this: http://www2.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin...?&I=LXL372&P=M

on your starter (get appropriate one for your starter) and no wires anymore.

Be sure to prime your engine for lubrication purposes.